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    Default The Innkeeper Song

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    Sung to the tune of "Sittin In a Bar" by Rehab...

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    The Innkeeper Song -- aka Sittin in an Inn

    parodied by A. Ponder aka Duvik Ironbottom

    People in the back ground talking:
    Care for another dwarven firewater?
    Yer damned right he's an arse!
    Ale sir?

    [Song:]
    Innkeeper I really did it this time
    I found a map it really was a good line
    We reached the X just three days ago
    What we found when we got there you don't wanna know

    There was this cave in the hills
    We went inside and made us some kills
    Then we moved way back deep within
    We found a fancy tomb in it was a stone coffin

    Well in my greedy stupor
    I did what I should have never done
    Now I'm sittin here, talking to you
    Hiding from the sun

    I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
    Hidin from the light on the outside
    There was a vampire in that coffin yes
    So I took me a stake and drove it in his chest
    My player rolled a 1 and I f--kin missed

    Now standing in the sun brings me tears
    I'll probably even stop likin beers
    Yea I know the sun is goin down
    When it does I'ma go ahead and leave this town
    I've gone and lost my mortal soul
    Now I'm scared of holy water in a bowl
    Yes the life that I knew is gone
    And the guy that used to play me he has moved on

    I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
    Hidin from the light on the outside
    There was a vampire in that coffin yes
    So I took a wooden stake and drove it in his chest
    My player rolled a 1 and I fuckin missed

    [Rap:]
    What has he done to me
    Unlife is misery
    So much for level 3
    And now my player he's a rollin up a thief
    Oh wait a rogue see
    Is how to say correctly
    I was a ranger
    All us in the party yeah we knew we were in danger
    He set them all to burn
    But it wasn't my concern
    He bit my neck real hard and sucked me dry
    Then left me in the dirt.
    It wasn't my fault
    But that stupid die it flipped right over
    He rolled a one
    And now I'm feelin like the game is over.

    [Song:]
    And now i'm sittin here my friend
    Knowin that unlife will never end
    Until a cleric finally hunts me down
    And turns me for my sin

    I'm sittin at an Inn on the inside
    Hidin from the light on the outside
    There was a vampire in that coffin yes
    So I took a stake and drove it in his chest
    My player rolled a 1 and I fuckin missed

    [Fades out:]
    Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
    Heyyyyyyyy
    Laaa
    Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
    Hey you bastard
    Laaaa
    Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la
    Last edited by Ao; 03-18-2009 at 03:01 PM.
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