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    R is for RAGE – 200.gif
    (Also, L is for LEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNKINNNNNNNSSSSS!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boethius View Post
    R is for RAGE – 200.gif
    (Also, L is for LEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNKINNNNNNNSSSSS!)
    You forgot the tag line. I think the following would work well...

    R is for rage - you arrrrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!


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    T is for tarrasque - bring it on.

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    A is for Aaaaaargh; the sound your enemies should be making.
    B is for Berserk; foam at the mouth and bite your shield.
    C is for Cry; cry havoc! And release the dogs of war!
    D is for Decapitate; the ideal strike, except when facing a hydra.
    E is for Extraordinary; like your strength should be.
    F is for Fighting; duh.
    G is for Grappling; a move for sissies.
    H is for Huge; bigger is always better.
    I is for Irony; stuff that is like iron.
    J is for Jester; everybody like a good laugh.
    K is for Kill; blood for the blood god.
    L is for Lethal; ypur favorite kind of danger.
    M is for Mom; don't disrespect your mom ya hear!?
    N is for Naked; the ideal state of your conquests.
    O is for Oooooh; the face your fans make.
    P is for Plenty; there's plenty more where that came from.
    Q is for Quiet; like the inside of your head after a fight.
    R is for Raaaaage; Raaaaaaarghblgblgaaargh!
    S is for Scar; the true testament of a warrior.
    T is for Table; a shield you can eat on.
    U is for Uniform; the monkey suit the opponents wear.
    V is for Very; that which you should strive for before all things.
    W is for Weapon; anything is one if you're brave enough.
    X is for X; it marks the spot.
    Y is for Yourself; that to which you must be true.
    Z is for Ziggurat; like a pyramid but not as nice.
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    Well Tiger got excited and just blew the whole alphabet! Guess it's time for round 2! See if you can top the previous round! I've compiled all the submissions so far into the first post, and put an asterisk by my personal favorites of the repeated letters.


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    G is for Gorum - battle above all pursuits!
    O is for owlbear - each one is like killing two creatures at the same time!
    R is for reading - let someone else waste their time with this.
    U is for underground - where the best monsters can be found.
    M is for magic - nasty, dirty stuff used by weaklings.

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    V is for vorpal blade - That snicker-snack sound is the best!


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    Q is for quill- wizards use it for writing, but it's also great for stabbing your enemies in the eyes.

    T is for teeth- brush them every day to keep them strong and ensure maximum biting power.

    W is for wrestling- the best past-time.

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